1. So if Jen has to have a C-section, she wanted to go ahead and get a tubal ligation. She can't because Seton is a Catholic hospital and they won't perform the procedure. Because Catholicism is fucking retarded.
2. We're taking a birthing class and we covered the mucuous plug tonight. Insert your own disgusting comment here. Don't even get me started on the episiotomy. I had no idea that shit can TEAR.
3. I'm house/pet sitting for our upstairs neighbors and their awesome dog Lupe. Lupe & Lucy just lay on the couch and gnaw on each other. It's fantastic.
On the positive side, I've been amazed throughout the whole pregnancy how amazingly generous everyone has been. From clothes to strollers to time and money our friends have been awesome. Thank you all.
P.S. I told Jen that a pre-birth enema sounded like a good idea. She said that'd be fine as long as I got one too. Ah, the mother of my child.........
2 comments:
What's your address so I can send your shit.
you SHOULD get an enema. get those 34 years of dr. pepper-soaked hot tamales and black tar taco bell out of your colon.
you'll be a new man.
list. list. list. send it.
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