Re-Post

This post originally appeared on my old Myspace blog on March 13, 2007. Either I'm too stupid to figure it out, or there's no way to directly link to blog posts on Myspace. ( another reason I fled their shitty blogging system ). I will be posting a thrilling update on the defensive driving course that I just took, complete with screenshots and other such exciting details.

And, in case you're wondering, my insurance premium is still more per month than my car payment.

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O.k., so I speed.
A LOT.
All the time, in fact. And when I get a ticket, do I complain? No I don't.
I take it like a man and pay the ticket or, in this case, opt for defensive driving.
I thought that it would be faster if I took defensive driving online. I was wrong. Over the course of 5 or 6 nights I subjected myself to what can only be considered some twisted cyber-torture dreamed up by a masochist who thinks that poorly-made PSA videos are the height of humor.

Some highlights:

The cop in one of the videos looks like fucking Bobby Brown:


Apparently, if you swallow a hot dog whole, it can combat the effects of alcohol. ( I especially like the slice of apple pie in this diagram )


But, I'm proud to say that it's over and I passed. Until, of course, I get another speeding ticket. ( my insurance premium is now more per month than my car payment.