Dear Stranger

We were in the same store today and I was just wondering why you have four kids.

You clearly don't like any of them, so why did you and your wife have FOUR?

I understand that we all have bad days, but it was readily apparent that you treated your kids like that all the time.

You know, they make many forms of birth control, or you could get a vasectomy or your wife could get a tubal ligation ( she looked like she hated you AND the kids and I certainly can't blame her for the first part ).

Your kids were just acting like kids ( they were in a goddamn TOY STORE for chrissakes, what do you expect them to do? ).

I really hope that your kids are able to live full, productive lives despite the daily blasts of unnecessary bullshit you give them. Or, at the very least, that you have a big, fat life insurance policy and you get run over by a bus really soon.

I think that would be best for everyone.

Given the number of children you have and your obvious disdain for them, I'm guessing that you and your wife are just stupid or Catholic or, more than likely, both.

In closing, fuck you a bunch.

( P.S. I composed and posted this entry whilst sitting on the toilet. )