She's not a witch, she's not! Because, what do we do with witches? BURN THEM! What else burns? WOOD. What else can you do with wood? BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF IT. So unless you want a Lily-bridge, I suggest you not tell people she's a witch.
I think at some point we find ourselves making peace with the fact that not only is the blog a showcase for pictures of the kids, but also that we really have nothing else to live for but taking pictures.
{sigh}
Why it's important to own a decent camera, I guess.
As long as it's not in some gross attempt to preserve her in this moment, as a baby, because you're unwilling to let her grow up. Because then she'll leave. And you'll be all alone with a woman you barely know anymore. And then the truth of your wasted life will crash down upon you with all the force of gravity; because look at those pictures! LOOK AT THEM! WHERE ARE YOU IN THOSE PICTURES?!? ALWAYS BEHIND THE CAMERA! WASTING AWAY BEHIND YOUR REALITY-DISTORTING LENS, AND...
Wait - I thought I was talking to my mom. Sorry.
Keep clicking. I'm personally going to have to upgrade the hard drive on my Mini.
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She's not a witch, she's not! Because, what do we do with witches? BURN THEM! What else burns? WOOD. What else can you do with wood? BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF IT. So unless you want a Lily-bridge, I suggest you not tell people she's a witch.
I think at some point we find ourselves making peace with the fact that not only is the blog a showcase for pictures of the kids, but also that we really have nothing else to live for but taking pictures.
{sigh}
Why it's important to own a decent camera, I guess.
Dude, you have NO IDEA how many pictures I have taken of this child.
It borders on...., no, it IS obsessive.
There, I said it.
As long as it's not in some gross attempt to preserve her in this moment, as a baby, because you're unwilling to let her grow up. Because then she'll leave. And you'll be all alone with a woman you barely know anymore. And then the truth of your wasted life will crash down upon you with all the force of gravity; because look at those pictures! LOOK AT THEM! WHERE ARE YOU IN THOSE PICTURES?!? ALWAYS BEHIND THE CAMERA! WASTING AWAY BEHIND YOUR REALITY-DISTORTING LENS, AND...
Wait - I thought I was talking to my mom. Sorry.
Keep clicking. I'm personally going to have to upgrade the hard drive on my Mini.
LOL. Nice use of Python, Scott. And wit... :-)
I was a first child, and my dad shot a roll of film every day of me lying on his lap.
24 frames a day of a squalling, red-faced prune-baby on his skinny knees.
So you're not the only one.
And I think the fact that besides doting on your baby, you're also taking the time to comment on your wife's "nice rack," there's hope for you yet.
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