I appreciate the fact that you only took my digital camera. ( you could've just taken my camera and left my beloved man-purse, but I digress ) You also could've taken my Swiss Army Knife or the flash drive I had sitting there. ( I'm not sure why you left the knife. If I was a breaker-inner of cars, I would take a Swiss Army Knife, but, hey, you're the professional ).
Also, just for future reference, you needn't have torn off my entire visor to get my CDs ( CD-Rs, actually, they were all fucking CD-Rs, I mean, WHY would you need to steal those? Are you that big a fan of Greg Macpherson? I know he's Canadian, but those are not rare albums ), the CD holder comes equipped with handy velcro to make removal easier so you didn't need to tear off MY WHOLE FUCKING VISOR to get the CD ( Rs ).
thanks,
Michael
P.S. Also, thanks for being too lazy to climb in the back and take the bucket of tools that's worth about five times what my camera is. I'm sure in your crack-haze you deduced that it was probably too heavy for you to carry.
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Blogger blog having copy cat. I hope you realize God is punishing you for copying me and that's why your car was broken into. I hope Jen throws up on you. In your mouth. PS since you're never online I haven't been able to IM you my new obsession: www.overheardinnewyork.com
This is my favorite from today:
Boy: I'm a ninja... but not a tree ninja.
Friend: That's good.
Boy: And I don't rape people.
Friend: That's also good.
Boy: Or trees...
Enjoy
oh, shit. i forgot all about the tools! next time, mother fucker.
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