gabluh ( pronounced "Ga" "Bluh" )

You can put this in the, "Not a Surprise in the Least" file.

You can put this in the, "I'm Sure That'll Stop the Next Round of Killings" file.

And you should read this guy's stuff every day, because he's funny and he often turns the act of violent, bloody, gay sex into a political point, which I find endlessly amusing.

Also, Sarah K, if you're reading, this immediately made me think of you. ( for my money, there's nothing better online than the Onion )

That's all I've got in me today.

P.S. I'm pretty sure that whoever broke into my car last weekend also stole a pair of my work pants.

Have fun smelling like 35 dogs, you dickbag.