2. An unbelievable bike-rider-er-uhm-guy:
3. A Gmail chat with my friend Megan:
Megan: Uunnngh
9:37 AM me: ungnngngnangngngnngn
Megan: Gross
Is krp sick?
9:39 AM me: I guess. She's going home.
I told Angela Holt she could pick up Bella at 2:00
did KRP text you?
Megan: Oh
No facebook..her status
9:40 AM I should be there by 2 hah
me: aight.
Megan: I'm sitting. By this older woman talking about her job I guess
9:41 AM But its SO boring
I would just die if I had her job
9:42 AM A bunch of vague terms bullshit etc...ugh I might have to move
9:43 AM me: just fart.
that should "clear the room"
Megan: Hahah
Yeah
Well I took gas pills this morning
My parents made me take them!
me: If you're really bored you should watch this: ( it's unbelievable )
| 6 minutes |
9:50 AM Megan: That's crazy
Is that going to be your new hobby?
| 9 minutes |
9:59 AM me: of course. plus, it'll make it easy to pick up underage boys
10:00 AM Megan: Oh definitely
10:01 AM me: flight still delayed?
Megan: Yes
We were supposed to be in the air right now
me: fun!
10:02 AM Megan: Yeah
Hopefully I have time for lunch
me: MEGAN HUNGRY!
Megan: I hate eating in airports or on planes
Haha not hungry yet but I will be!
10:03 AM You won't like me when I'm hungry
me: yikes.
Megan: My ass hurts from sitting in these airport chairs
10:04 AM I tried to get comfortbale to sleep but it just wasn't happening
| 5 minutes |
10:10 AM me: It's fucking FREEZING COLD here.
I think there's gonna be a TWISTER!!!!!
Megan: Freezing?
me: yup
Megan: Hah
But the weather channel says its about 70 degrees
10:11 AM me: 70 degrees my ass
Megan: You are just a cold natured pussy
Hahahahahahahaha
me: did you find your gay-ass wedding dress?
Megan: I did
10:12 AM Haven't bought it yet thpugh
I will most likely get it in austin since I found it at davids bridal
me: gay gay GAY!
Megan: Ugh it was the most expensive one I tried
10:13 AM And the one that I thought wouldn't look good at all
me: Ellen said she hates you.
Megan: Why
!?
me: And she hasn't even seen your dress but she hates it too.
And she hates Fox.
and Thai.
And your hair.
10:14 AM Megan: Jerk
me: Ellen said it, don't be mad at me.
Megan: Right
me: ( I think she thinks you're a race traitor )
Ellen's kind of a bigot.
Megan: Hahah
me: I find it wholly inappropriate but it's not my place to stifle Ellen's racism.
Megan: She sure is
10:15 AM me: She just spit on me and then punched me in the face. She said I wasn't "white enough".
She's starting to scare me, frankly.
Megan: Who is working with me this afternoon?
Hah!
me: It's just you.
10:16 AM Megan: But you're the whitest guy I know
me: no one else is on the schedule.
good luck
Megan: Nice
Thanks
me: You, BR, DT and KH ( at 5:00 )
Megan: Ah
me: It's slow as fuck but the dogs here are assholes.
Megan: Great. That's always nice
Maybe I should bring travis then?
10:17 AM me: Sure, why not throw some gas on the fire?
Megan: Right
Speaking of gas
I think I grossed out my parents
me: If the "disk cleanup" thingey is still running when you get here, just let it run. It's taking FOREVER but hte computer is slow as fuck so I'm trying to fix it.
with your farting?
10:18 AM Megan: Yes with my farting
My mom made me take gas pills
10:19 AM Oh boy my plane is boarding!
me: don't crash@
or fart.
10:20 AM Megan: Jerk!
Don't joke about crashing!
me: remember, you can use your seat cushion as a flotation device
Megan: Right
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Lily is just adorable. ---Aubs
By the time I see Lily again, she'll be repeating all sorts of the terrible things you say. You know you gotta stop swearing around her now, right?
you like animals.
you like curmudgeonry.
you will like this.
http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/
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