If you don't look nice, Jesus can't love you.
If I haven't posted this link before, then go there now. Read the whole thing, from the beginning. Amazing.
I have a folder of bookmarks called "Myspace Douchebags" for the total tools that I seem to always run across on Myspace ( while trolling for granny porn, go figure )
For example
Now, I know nothing about this guy or his band, I can't remember how I ended up finding this bit of hilarity, and I never listened to any of the music, but he's shown me all I need to know. The sunglasses, the headband, the outstretched arm with the glass of wine, the pouty lips. Really? I mean, REALLY?
Dude.
Dude, seriously.
The last Myspace profile/band that made me laugh this much was this gem.
So, enjoy.
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So if I get any fatter I want you to tow me out to sea and start a reef system on my ass....
And my mom said to tell you that if you guys want a babysitter for a night so you can go out and have a life she's down and will come to your house. I suspect this is because she wants grandchildren but knows better than to ask me. But hey, cheap babysitting for you either way.
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