chat logs

9:55 AM Megan: i just sent you a link to your xmas gift

 me: i'll check it out

 Megan: yeah

9:56 AM me: rats with spikes

 Megan: hahaha

  ALBINO

 me: fucking GREAT

 Megan: michael, they come with vitamins

 me: just what every family needs

9:57 AM fuckin Hedgehog Vitamins

 Megan: yep

 me: what the hell is WRONG with people?

 Megan: im going to get those for you...and a snake...and a baby parrot

  and a german shep puppy

  :)

9:58 AM you can put them all in the 55 gallon aquarium i will also buy for you

 me: GREAT.

 Megan: and the zebra finches

 me: it'll be a Merry Fucking Christmas in the Mayer house

 Megan: gotta get two because the person will not separate them

9:59 AM me: added bonus: my place will smell like Herpeton

 Megan: mmmmm

  that exotic animal scent

  scentsy should trademark that smell

10:00 AM and make it into a featured or 'seasonal' smell

  hahaa

 me: "Dave's Dank Dungeon"

 Megan: hahahahaha

  in the 'creeper' section of scents

 me: hahhahahha

 Megan: also available: "used panties"....."old tacos and failure"

 me: between "Dried Semen" and "Fresh Blood "

 Megan: hahahahahaha

10:01 AM I was TOTALLY going to suggest "dried semen" too

  "dingle berries and comic books"

 me: "12 Sided Die and Cheetos"

10:02 AM Megan: hahahaha

  also available: "just doritos"

 me: Also in the creeper section "Rope Burns 'n Desperation"

 Megan: sick!

10:03 AM creeper romance section: "new computer and Lubriderm"

 me: hhhahahahhahah ( "just doritos" )

  "Jergens 'n Japanimation"

10:04 AM Megan: hahahaha

  man...we could make tons of cash

10:05 AM if scentsy only knew