I'm a fan of 30 Rock and in the second season, Liz writes a book called "Dealbreakers".
As I grow older, I realize I have dealbreakers of my own.
Political :
Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity ( I can let Rush Limbaugh slide. Sure, he's full of shit but he can string together a coherent train of thought. )
Musical :
James Blunt ( maybe the most lyrically embarrassing "musician" of our lifetime. Closely followed by the dude from Train)
Literary :
Thomas Pynchon, Clive Cussler ( Thomas Pynchon is unreadable and I read one Clive Cussler book and was stumped as to how he is a "best selling" author. Just. Fucking. Awful. And yes, I read lots of Stephen King. Suck it. )
Television :
Oprah ( fuck Oprah Winfrey )
Movies:
Titanic ( I have never seen, nor will I EVER see, Titanic )
I do wish I occasionally had something positive to say on here but.....I just don't.
2 comments:
Nickelback/Creed
Any Nicholas Sparks book
Any girl who refers to herself as a Sex and the City character
Anyone who uses the word "preggers", "prego", "lover" or "hubby"
Blow me; Titanic was the shizzle.
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